A Brief Introduction to the Wayward Queen

Narrator in Captions: "Greetings, Dear Readers! Are you ready for a rousing tale?"

Panel 1:

Narrator in Captions: "A tale of a girl..."

A very disheveled and confused looking blondish twenty-something girl pokes her head out of the panel, looking like she just woke up.

Vitalia (the girl): "Who? Me? What?"

Panel 2:

Vitalia is yoinked out of the panel by a hooked cane. (Now that we can see the rest of her - briefly, mid-yoink - we see that she is wearing a little black dress, a funky short jacket, and big chunky boots.)

Vitalia: "Yurk!"

Narrator in Captions: "...swept from a placid life into a realm of ENDLESS POSSIBILITY!"

(These things happen.)